THIS IS THE CAPS LOCK THREAD

[ashspet]

IS IT A GINGERBREAD HOUSE?

 

[Homer_Bart]

ASHSPET, DO YOU WANT TO BUY A NEW CAR, OR ARE YOU GETTING ANOTHER ONE SOON?

 

[FDaihatsu]

NO SHE GIVES ME HER MAZDA

 

[ashspet]

WANT A NEW CAR, BUT SHOULD REALLY PUT DEPOSIT ON SOMEHWERE TO LIVE. WHY?

 

[Homer_Bart]

WHY ARE YOU A VIP?

 

[darkshark0159]

BECAUSE SHE IS A WHORE :O

 

[Homer_Bart]

OHNO!

WHAT CAR DO YOU WANT ME TO LOOK FOR?

 

[darkshark0159]

THIS COOL CAR TO GET?

ITS CHEAP SO ID HAVE MONEY LEFT FOR LOTS 'O REPAIRS

 

[Homer_Bart]

IT IS QUITE OLD!

 

[ashspet]

SURELY THERE IS BETTER OUT THERE? AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT THERE ARE MORE REPAIRS REQUIRED THAN MONEY...

AND WHORE IS SUCH A STRONG (AND INCORRECT) WORD. NOT A WHORE IF YOU LOVE THEM

 

[Homer_Bart]

HUH WHAT? HOW ARE YOU A VIP?

 

[PaperBiro]

DON'T YOU GET IT? SHE SLEPT WITH VIPER!

(OR MORE LIKELY HELPED HIM WITH A WOW QUEST)

 

[FDaihatsu]

OH MY GOD YOU'RE 14 DON'T TALK ABOUT SUCH THINGS

AND I TOO AM INTERESTED TO KNOW WHAT MADE ASHSPET VIP

 

[PaperBiro]

OH MY GOD YOU'RE 14 DON'T TALK ABOUT SUCH THINGS

YES, BUT I'M BRITISH.

 

[Lupin_IV]

YES, BUT I'M BRITISH.

JUST BECAUSE SOME BRITISH 13 YEAR OLD GOT KNOCKED UP BY ONE OF HER CLASSMATES LAST YEAR DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO SAY SUCH THINGS.

 

[ashspet]

YOU ARE ALL A LITTLE SCARY!

Blue = VIP, hence the title. I hand it out to BBC employees, people who've contributed significant amounts of money to the site (for server costs and such), and so forth.

 

[PaperBiro]

^^YOU CLEARLY HAVEN'T BEEN TO A BRITISH SCHOOL THEN.

(AND ALSO IT WAS DARKSHARK WHO SUGGESTED IT, NOT ME.)

 

[ashspet]

BUT YOU ENCOURAGED HIM WITH THE BRITISH COMMENT

 

[FDaihatsu]

SO YOU'RE A BBC EMPLOYEE?

 

[Lupin_IV]

WHA?