I don't hate your truck. I've owned 76, 88 and 95 Ford trucks with 390, 460 and 351 V8s and I enjoyed all of them. That said, it gets tiring of seeing all your rah rah F150 flareside posts. Enjoy your truck but once you gain a little perspective you'll see that a full-size truck with a compact bed and a shitty paintjob is not a world beater.
I may drive a Hyundai, but I don't go around brand-whoring and dismissing anything newer or different.